girl

Link	Quote	Tags	Author
41d32a1	He always accuses me of trying to look'cool', I was like, 'everybody tries to look cool, I just happen to be successful.	try successful cool girl	Daniel Clowes
d26859f	A lovely girl gazing at the stars, and the stars who gazed back.	stars girl	Sarah J. Maas
faa7513	"You're more trouble than you're worth." "I'm a girl. That's my job."	evvy girls girl trouble	Tamora Pierce
8c48ab4	"He shook his head, just looking at me. - "What?" I asked. - "Nothing" he said. - "Why are you looking at me like that?" Augustus half smiled. "Because you`re beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence." A brief awkward silence ensued. Augustus plowed through: "I mean, particularly given that, as you so deliciously pointed out, all of this will end in oblivion and everything." I kind of scoffed or sighed or exhaled in a way that was vaguely coughy and then said, "I`m not beau-" - "You are like a millennial Natalie Portman. Like V for Vendetta Natalie Portman." - "Never seen it."	lover lovers silence life love real-life awkward flirt gorgeous looking-at-me natalie-portman turn-me-on vendetta john-green boy the-fault-in-our-stars real girl smile smiling beautiful hazel	John Green The Fault in Our Stars
816f78c	No one asks how or what I am doing. They could not care less. We're all looking glasses, we girls, existing only to reflect their images back to them as they'd like to be seen. Hollow vessels of girls to be rinsed of our own ambitions, wants, and opinions, just waiting to be filled with the cool, tepid water of gracious compliance. A fissure forms in the vessel. I'm cracking open.	gemma-doyle mirage society girl	Libba Bray
a5af16f	Soft hearts make the universe worth living in.	universe heart love girl cute	Veronica Roth
2494556	"I'm a girl." When Deryn opened her eyes, the lady boffin was staring at her with no change of expression. "Indeed," she said. Deryn's mouth feel open. "You mean you...Did you barking ?" "I had no idea at all. But I make it a policy never to appear surprised." Dr. Barlow sighed, staring out the window. "Though on this occasion, it is proving rather more demanding than usual. A girl, you say? And you're quite certain?"	leviathant goliath deryn scott-westerfeld certainty sharp girl	Scott Westerfeld
f1f36fb	She couldn't get any farther away inside from her skin. She couldn't get away.	rape skin girl teen incest	Cynthia Voigt
61e1822	Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships	relationships love gossip-girl girl	Cecily von Ziegesar
73c7653	A book is a wonderful present. Though it may grow worn, it will never grow old.	present marjorie-bruce robert-the-bruce worn cage historical-fiction old girl young-adult-fiction	Jane Yolen
3353b9c	I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.	humour funny humor bikini-wax girly shaving girls girl	Libba Bray
e208945	She is not truly beautiful but something about her draws the eye.	beauty girl	George R.R. Martin
9f4c277	Somewhere in the world there was a young woman with such splendid understanding that she'd see him entire, like a poem or story, and find his words so valuable after all that when he confessed his apprehensions she would explain why they were in fact the very things that made him precious to her...and to Western Civilization! There was no such girl, the simple truth being.	love funhouse girl	John Barth
17fb947	And then, gradually, the memory of her would fade away, I had forgotten the girl of my dream.	girl memory	Marcel Proust
ed03e40	One day, she'd find a way to live her life to the fullest. She was sure of it. She just had no idea how she would manage it.	live life on-the-edge ilona-andrews she girl lost	Ilona Andrews
21a1e5f	I was a daisy fresh girl and look what you've done to me.	lolita girl	Vladimir Nabokov
aa39c27	How are you going to forget him if you keep talking about him? Darling, when things go wrong in life, this is what you do. You lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail... and out you go.	love split-up cocktail girl forget him sad	Sophie Kinsella
3e127e6	"I'm not comfortable in this stadium," I explained, trying to look calm. "I know. And you hate Fang looking at those girls. But we're still having fun, and Fang still loves you, and you'll still save the world. Okay?"	jealousy love kid girl innocence saving-the-world	James Patterson
81b9cc8	She looked at her hand: Just some hand, holding a cheap pen. Some girls' hand. She had nothing to do with that hand. Let that hand do whatever it wanted to.	rape freedom writing pen girl teen incest	Cynthia Voigt
079b5da	I know, I know, I'm being a girl.	stereotypes thoughts women girl-problems over-thinking girl	Gillian Flynn
66630d0	She walked with a ghost of herself, one full of potential and possibility. One who was fearless. Where had that girl gone?	romantic white girl ghost	Nora Roberts
0d813be	You don't talk quite like a girl who has had no advantages.	way-of-speaking sue-bridehead talk girl	Thomas Hardy
7431128	"You are an intriguing combination, half child, half seductress, half angel." I laughed sort and bitterly. "That's what all men like to think about women. Little girls they have to take care of--when I know for a fact it is the male who is more boy than man."	man woman feminist lmao girl innocence child	V.C. Andrews
76fae72	They wanted their girls to be safe. To do what they had to do to conform, to defer, to survive, to grow up. They wanted their girls never to grow up. Never to stop burning. They wanted their girls to say fuck it, to see through the lies, to know their own strength. They wanted their girls to believe the things could be different this time, and they wanted it to be true. They wondered, sometimes, if they'd made a mistake. If it was dangerous, taming the wild, stealing away the words a girl might use to name her secret self. They wondered at the consequences of teaching a girl she was weak instead of warning her she was strong. They wondered, if knowing was power, what happened to power that refused to know itself; they wondered what happened that couldn't be satisfied, to pain that couldn't be felt, a rage that couldn't be spoken.	woman feminism women feminine-power gender-deivide girl power sexuality	Robin Wasserman
db27be5	With God's help, your trial today is leading to your wholeness tomorrow.	woman women god leading-wholeness daily trials trial lead today tomorrow help girl lady walk	Elizabeth George
54e8287	Girl Without Hands Walking through the ruins on your way to work that do not look like ruins with the sunlight pouring over the seen world like hail or melted silver, that bright and magnificent, each leaf and stone quickened and specific in it, and you can't hold it, you can't hold any of it. Distance surrounds you, marked out by the ends of your arms when they are stretched to their fullest. You can go no farther than this, you think, walking forward, pushing the distance in front of you like a metal cart on wheels with its barriers and horizontals. Appearance melts away from you, the offices and pyramids on the horizon shimmer and cease. No one can enter that circle you have made, that clean circle of dead space you have made and stay inside, mourning because it is clean. Then there's the girl, in the white dress, meaning purity, or the failure to be any colour. She has no hands, it's true. The scream that happened to the air when they were taken off surrounds her now like an aureole of hot sand, of no sound. Everything has bled out of her. Only a girl like this can know what's happened to you. If she were here she would reach out her arms towards you now, and touch you with her absent hands and you would feel nothing, but you would be touched all the same.	burned without hands morning margaret house girl	Margaret Atwood
8c86e29	You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy.	romance funny love senior you girl gossip crazy	Cecily von Ziegesar
44bad45	Whatever her name was, she was pretty. She had a thick, careless braid of chestnut hair, a quick smile, and dark, merry eyes. She wore some kind of a fuzzy lavender pullover, and when she crossed her legs and lifted her guitar onto her lap, she had an interesting way of tucking the foot of the bottom leg back under her chair that made Hector feel melty. He looked away in self-preservation.	close-observation girl	Lynne Rae Perkins
193d67b	"You're a brave, brave girl, Tula" Gaby told her. "I know", said the little girl. "I got it from you."	grandma girl	James Patterson
eb420cb	The speech of God's beautiful woman is a fountain of life to those around her.	woman faith god life fountain lady-like her christian girl nice lady pretty speech eyes	Elizabeth George
82e2b3d	Family's the most important thing.	twenty important importance girl	Sophie Kinsella
cac94a0	"Failure to put the relationship on a slower timetable may result in an act that was never intended in the first place. Another important principle is to avoid the circumstances where compromise is likely. A girl who wants to preserve her virginity should not find herself in a house or dorm room alone with someone to whom she is attracted. Nor should she single-date with someone she has reason not to trust. A guy who wants to be moral should stay away from the girl he knows would go to bed with him. Remember the words of Solomon to his son, "Keep to a path far from her, do not go near the door of her house" (Proverbs 5:8). I know this advice sounds very narrow in a day when virginity is mocked and chastity is considered old-fashioned. But I don't apologize for it. The Scriptures are eternal, and God's standards of right and wrong do not change with the whims of culture. He will honor and help those who are trying to follow His commandments. In fact, the apostle Paul said, "He will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear" (1Corinthians 10:13). Hold that promise and continue to use your head. You'll be glad you did."	words wrong trying relationship reason trust change who act apostle are attracted away bear beyond can chastity commandments considered continue did door do eternal glad go god-s intended is knows let likely mocked narrow near proberbs remeber scriptures single-date slower sounds stay tempted those very what-you whims whom would you-ll your guy and day you with old-fashioned principle keep may he her compromise bed first never avoid advice should circumstances place not to preserve important use hold result head help alone follow virginity house she culture wants solomon path girl paul moral son be someone will promise honor right failure him standards	James C. Dobson
f1166cc	That was how I met her, in a bar in Saint-Germain-des-Pres, she was drinking and watching, and that was why I liked her, I thought she would be fun to have fun with.	fun love meet girl drink	James Baldwin
afe6e57	"Amanda, you finally decided to answer the phone," her mom exclaimed after picking up at the first ring. "Where've you been, what've you been up to?" "Mom, do you remember when I was a kid, I had a friend, he was a Personification of the Sydney Tar Ponds, sort of my imaginary friend?" Mandy asked. "No, what in the name of god are you on about?" her mom sighed in exasperation. "Remember? Only I could see him, but he was real and he was my best friend when I was eighteen?" Mandy insisted. "No, I don't remember Alecto Sydney Steele at all," said her mom all too quickly."	family friendship imaginary-companion imaginary-playmate invisible-friend pretend-friend sydney-tar-ponds imaginary-friend cape-breton nova-scotia call telephone dysfunctional-families eighteen pretend canada conversation friend talk girl mom mother invisible remember phone	Rebecca McNutt
d985d4f	Mandy loved the smell of a sunny day after a night of rain. The sun hit the orange puddles, the overgrown, soft, green grass on her lawn, and it beamed down through the orange steel mill smog, sending otherworldly, bizarre shadows across the concrete sidewalk.	dream science smog nuclear rainbow pollution surreal girl storm teenager	Rebecca McNutt
bd8997c	Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.	friends blowjob boy girl honour	Daniel Clowes
9626d75	Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway. 'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream. 'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully. 'Huh?' said Lester.	woman humorous funny hand-mirror resentful sour-cream teenage-boy genitals teenage-girl sibling confusion brother weird girl random gross mirror sexuality	Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
4be4a96	My secret wish is right now to be romancing this dead girl. A dead girl. Any dead girl. I'm not what you'd call choosy.	romancing survivor wish girl dead	Chuck Palahniuk
aaf1944	She wasn't blotto, she was plotting.	lightbulbs plotting girl crazy	Susanna Kaysen
c19de35	Think what it would be like if you got back to your island and there was no old man, no girl any more. No mysterious fun and games. The whole place locked up forever.	fun locked locked-up island think girl games mystery mysterious game	John Fowles
0963391	"Halfway to the house Stan stopped and turned to Jane. He put his hands on her shoulders and drew her toward him. "I'm glad we're going steady," he whispered. "So am I."	fiction romance love fifteen girl dating teen	Beverly Cleary
8ad4797	It's bad enough to be a girl, anyway, when I like boys' games and work and manners!	work manners girl games	Louisa May Alcott
36282ff	"And what if the other kids laugh at me?" Kerry complained to her parents as she nibbled on a piece of toast that morning. "I have a Cape Breton accent! They'll know I'm from Canada and they'll start asking me if I lived in an igloo or ate maple syrup, bacon and seal meat every day!" "You're really overreacting," Susan chuckled, sipping on a glass of orange juice. "Canada is a lot like the States and the only thing separating both countries is an imaginary boarder! If anyone laughs at you, tell them it doesn't snow year-round, you got free health care while you were there and that you never rode a polar bear to school. Besides, do you know how many popular movies and TV shows from the States were filmed in Canada?" "It's not just the Canada stuff mom," Kerry sighed worriedly. "I'm from Dym, it's an industrial dump!" "Yeah, and have you looked at Pittsburgh lately?" Susan asked. "Full of coal mines and steel mills, just like Sydney was when we lived there! I actually rather came to like the pollution, I don't think I'd ever want to leave it."	funny wisdom pittsburgh polar-bear seal cape-breton nova-scotia canada united-states weird morning girl teenager parents stereotype teen joke nostalgia school	Rebecca McNutt
991ca89	There's only the one, see. When you fall in love with a girl, she's the bloody White Album. That is what you whisper to yourself, when you don't understand her at all. You just keep telling yourself, she's the bloody Beatles White Album and there's only one of her.	music beatles girl	Rob Sheffield
cbc687f	"... MOM!" Martha finally screamed. "Mom, you've got to see these!" "Is it about Hermione?" She exclaimed, rushing into the middle of the room. Her mouth dropped open in horror when she noticed Hermione's walls. "I can't find any... polite... photos of her, mom." "Why are there ones of her eating out of dumpsters and giving seniors the finger?" "No idea," Martha replied. "Oh god... I'll get one out of my wallet," Her mom decided, hurrying out of the room frantically. ...It's funny how when one thing happens, it can make you forget about something else."	polite photo garbage weird teenage girl gross	Rebecca McNutt
c22034c	I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting antlers or something.	sex funny antlers deer deer-getting-antlers humerous period sexual-intercourse teen-girl puberty butterfly moth questioning changes girl teen	Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

41d32a1

He always accuses me of trying to look'cool', I was like, 'everybody tries to look cool, I just happen to be successful.

try successful cool girl

Daniel Clowes

d26859f

A lovely girl gazing at the stars, and the stars who gazed back.

stars girl

Sarah J. Maas

faa7513

"You're more trouble than you're worth." "I'm a girl. That's my job."

evvy girls girl trouble

Tamora Pierce

8c48ab4

"He shook his head, just looking at me. - "What?" I asked. - "Nothing" he said. - "Why are you looking at me like that?" Augustus half smiled. "Because you`re beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence." A brief awkward silence ensued. Augustus plowed through: "I mean, particularly given that, as you so deliciously pointed out, all of this will end in oblivion and everything." I kind of scoffed or sighed or exhaled in a way that was vaguely coughy and then said, "I`m not beau-" - "You are like a millennial Natalie Portman. Like V for Vendetta Natalie Portman." - "Never seen it."

lover lovers silence life love real-life awkward flirt gorgeous looking-at-me natalie-portman turn-me-on vendetta john-green boy the-fault-in-our-stars real girl smile smiling beautiful hazel

John Green The Fault in Our Stars

816f78c

No one asks how or what I am doing. They could not care less. We're all looking glasses, we girls, existing only to reflect their images back to them as they'd like to be seen. Hollow vessels of girls to be rinsed of our own ambitions, wants, and opinions, just waiting to be filled with the cool, tepid water of gracious compliance. A fissure forms in the vessel. I'm cracking open.

gemma-doyle mirage society girl

Libba Bray

a5af16f

Soft hearts make the universe worth living in.

universe heart love girl cute

Veronica Roth

2494556

"I'm a girl." When Deryn opened her eyes, the lady boffin was staring at her with no change of expression. "Indeed," she said. Deryn's mouth feel open. "You mean you...Did you barking ?" "I had no idea at all. But I make it a policy never to appear surprised." Dr. Barlow sighed, staring out the window. "Though on this occasion, it is proving rather more demanding than usual. A girl, you say? And you're quite certain?"

leviathant goliath deryn scott-westerfeld certainty sharp girl

Scott Westerfeld

f1f36fb

She couldn't get any farther away inside from her skin. She couldn't get away.

rape skin girl teen incest

Cynthia Voigt

61e1822

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

relationships love gossip-girl girl

Cecily von Ziegesar

73c7653

A book is a wonderful present. Though it may grow worn, it will never grow old.

present marjorie-bruce robert-the-bruce worn cage historical-fiction old girl young-adult-fiction

Jane Yolen

3353b9c

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

humour funny humor bikini-wax girly shaving girls girl

Libba Bray

e208945

She is not truly beautiful but something about her draws the eye.

beauty girl

George R.R. Martin

9f4c277

Somewhere in the world there was a young woman with such splendid understanding that she'd see him entire, like a poem or story, and find his words so valuable after all that when he confessed his apprehensions she would explain why they were in fact the very things that made him precious to her...and to Western Civilization! There was no such girl, the simple truth being.

love funhouse girl

John Barth

17fb947

And then, gradually, the memory of her would fade away, I had forgotten the girl of my dream.

girl memory

Marcel Proust

ed03e40

One day, she'd find a way to live her life to the fullest. She was sure of it. She just had no idea how she would manage it.

live life on-the-edge ilona-andrews she girl lost

Ilona Andrews

21a1e5f

I was a daisy fresh girl and look what you've done to me.

lolita girl

Vladimir Nabokov

aa39c27

How are you going to forget him if you keep talking about him? Darling, when things go wrong in life, this is what you do. You lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail... and out you go.

love split-up cocktail girl forget him sad

Sophie Kinsella

3e127e6

"I'm not comfortable in this stadium," I explained, trying to look calm. "I know. And you hate Fang looking at those girls. But we're still having fun, and Fang still loves you, and you'll still save the world. Okay?"

jealousy love kid girl innocence saving-the-world

James Patterson

81b9cc8

She looked at her hand: Just some hand, holding a cheap pen. Some girls' hand. She had nothing to do with that hand. Let that hand do whatever it wanted to.

rape freedom writing pen girl teen incest

Cynthia Voigt

079b5da

I know, I know, I'm being a girl.

stereotypes thoughts women girl-problems over-thinking girl

Gillian Flynn

66630d0

She walked with a ghost of herself, one full of potential and possibility. One who was fearless. Where had that girl gone?

romantic white girl ghost

Nora Roberts

0d813be

You don't talk quite like a girl who has had no advantages.

way-of-speaking sue-bridehead talk girl

Thomas Hardy

7431128

"You are an intriguing combination, half child, half seductress, half angel." I laughed sort and bitterly. "That's what all men like to think about women. Little girls they have to take care of--when I know for a fact it is the male who is more boy than man."

man woman feminist lmao girl innocence child

V.C. Andrews

76fae72

They wanted their girls to be safe. To do what they had to do to conform, to defer, to survive, to grow up. They wanted their girls never to grow up. Never to stop burning. They wanted their girls to say fuck it, to see through the lies, to know their own strength. They wanted their girls to believe the things could be different this time, and they wanted it to be true. They wondered, sometimes, if they'd made a mistake. If it was dangerous, taming the wild, stealing away the words a girl might use to name her secret self. They wondered at the consequences of teaching a girl she was weak instead of warning her she was strong. They wondered, if knowing was power, what happened to power that refused to know itself; they wondered what happened that couldn't be satisfied, to pain that couldn't be felt, a rage that couldn't be spoken.

woman feminism women feminine-power gender-deivide girl power sexuality

Robin Wasserman

db27be5

With God's help, your trial today is leading to your wholeness tomorrow.

woman women god leading-wholeness daily trials trial lead today tomorrow help girl lady walk

Elizabeth George

54e8287

Girl Without Hands Walking through the ruins on your way to work that do not look like ruins with the sunlight pouring over the seen world like hail or melted silver, that bright and magnificent, each leaf and stone quickened and specific in it, and you can't hold it, you can't hold any of it. Distance surrounds you, marked out by the ends of your arms when they are stretched to their fullest. You can go no farther than this, you think, walking forward, pushing the distance in front of you like a metal cart on wheels with its barriers and horizontals. Appearance melts away from you, the offices and pyramids on the horizon shimmer and cease. No one can enter that circle you have made, that clean circle of dead space you have made and stay inside, mourning because it is clean. Then there's the girl, in the white dress, meaning purity, or the failure to be any colour. She has no hands, it's true. The scream that happened to the air when they were taken off surrounds her now like an aureole of hot sand, of no sound. Everything has bled out of her. Only a girl like this can know what's happened to you. If she were here she would reach out her arms towards you now, and touch you with her absent hands and you would feel nothing, but you would be touched all the same.

burned without hands morning margaret house girl

Margaret Atwood

8c86e29

You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy.

romance funny love senior you girl gossip crazy

Cecily von Ziegesar

44bad45

Whatever her name was, she was pretty. She had a thick, careless braid of chestnut hair, a quick smile, and dark, merry eyes. She wore some kind of a fuzzy lavender pullover, and when she crossed her legs and lifted her guitar onto her lap, she had an interesting way of tucking the foot of the bottom leg back under her chair that made Hector feel melty. He looked away in self-preservation.

close-observation girl

Lynne Rae Perkins

193d67b

"You're a brave, brave girl, Tula" Gaby told her. "I know", said the little girl. "I got it from you."

grandma girl

James Patterson

eb420cb

The speech of God's beautiful woman is a fountain of life to those around her.

woman faith god life fountain lady-like her christian girl nice lady pretty speech eyes

Elizabeth George

82e2b3d

Family's the most important thing.

twenty important importance girl

Sophie Kinsella

cac94a0

"Failure to put the relationship on a slower timetable may result in an act that was never intended in the first place. Another important principle is to avoid the circumstances where compromise is likely. A girl who wants to preserve her virginity should not find herself in a house or dorm room alone with someone to whom she is attracted. Nor should she single-date with someone she has reason not to trust. A guy who wants to be moral should stay away from the girl he knows would go to bed with him. Remember the words of Solomon to his son, "Keep to a path far from her, do not go near the door of her house" (Proverbs 5:8). I know this advice sounds very narrow in a day when virginity is mocked and chastity is considered old-fashioned. But I don't apologize for it. The Scriptures are eternal, and God's standards of right and wrong do not change with the whims of culture. He will honor and help those who are trying to follow His commandments. In fact, the apostle Paul said, "He will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear" (1Corinthians 10:13). Hold that promise and continue to use your head. You'll be glad you did."

words wrong trying relationship reason trust change who act apostle are attracted away bear beyond can chastity commandments considered continue did door do eternal glad go god-s intended is knows let likely mocked narrow near proberbs remeber scriptures single-date slower sounds stay tempted those very what-you whims whom would you-ll your guy and day you with old-fashioned principle keep may he her compromise bed first never avoid advice should circumstances place not to preserve important use hold result head help alone follow virginity house she culture wants solomon path girl paul moral son be someone will promise honor right failure him standards

James C. Dobson

f1166cc

That was how I met her, in a bar in Saint-Germain-des-Pres, she was drinking and watching, and that was why I liked her, I thought she would be fun to have fun with.

fun love meet girl drink

James Baldwin

afe6e57

"Amanda, you finally decided to answer the phone," her mom exclaimed after picking up at the first ring. "Where've you been, what've you been up to?" "Mom, do you remember when I was a kid, I had a friend, he was a Personification of the Sydney Tar Ponds, sort of my imaginary friend?" Mandy asked. "No, what in the name of god are you on about?" her mom sighed in exasperation. "Remember? Only I could see him, but he was real and he was my best friend when I was eighteen?" Mandy insisted. "No, I don't remember Alecto Sydney Steele at all," said her mom all too quickly."

family friendship imaginary-companion imaginary-playmate invisible-friend pretend-friend sydney-tar-ponds imaginary-friend cape-breton nova-scotia call telephone dysfunctional-families eighteen pretend canada conversation friend talk girl mom mother invisible remember phone

Rebecca McNutt

d985d4f

Mandy loved the smell of a sunny day after a night of rain. The sun hit the orange puddles, the overgrown, soft, green grass on her lawn, and it beamed down through the orange steel mill smog, sending otherworldly, bizarre shadows across the concrete sidewalk.

dream science smog nuclear rainbow pollution surreal girl storm teenager

Rebecca McNutt

bd8997c

Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.

friends blowjob boy girl honour

Daniel Clowes

9626d75

Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway. 'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream. 'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully. 'Huh?' said Lester.

woman humorous funny hand-mirror resentful sour-cream teenage-boy genitals teenage-girl sibling confusion brother weird girl random gross mirror sexuality

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

4be4a96

My secret wish is right now to be romancing this dead girl. A dead girl. Any dead girl. I'm not what you'd call choosy.

romancing survivor wish girl dead

Chuck Palahniuk

aaf1944

She wasn't blotto, she was plotting.

lightbulbs plotting girl crazy

Susanna Kaysen

c19de35

Think what it would be like if you got back to your island and there was no old man, no girl any more. No mysterious fun and games. The whole place locked up forever.

fun locked locked-up island think girl games mystery mysterious game

John Fowles

0963391

"Halfway to the house Stan stopped and turned to Jane. He put his hands on her shoulders and drew her toward him. "I'm glad we're going steady," he whispered. "So am I."

fiction romance love fifteen girl dating teen

Beverly Cleary

8ad4797

It's bad enough to be a girl, anyway, when I like boys' games and work and manners!

work manners girl games

Louisa May Alcott

36282ff

"And what if the other kids laugh at me?" Kerry complained to her parents as she nibbled on a piece of toast that morning. "I have a Cape Breton accent! They'll know I'm from Canada and they'll start asking me if I lived in an igloo or ate maple syrup, bacon and seal meat every day!" "You're really overreacting," Susan chuckled, sipping on a glass of orange juice. "Canada is a lot like the States and the only thing separating both countries is an imaginary boarder! If anyone laughs at you, tell them it doesn't snow year-round, you got free health care while you were there and that you never rode a polar bear to school. Besides, do you know how many popular movies and TV shows from the States were filmed in Canada?" "It's not just the Canada stuff mom," Kerry sighed worriedly. "I'm from Dym, it's an industrial dump!" "Yeah, and have you looked at Pittsburgh lately?" Susan asked. "Full of coal mines and steel mills, just like Sydney was when we lived there! I actually rather came to like the pollution, I don't think I'd ever want to leave it."

funny wisdom pittsburgh polar-bear seal cape-breton nova-scotia canada united-states weird morning girl teenager parents stereotype teen joke nostalgia school

Rebecca McNutt

991ca89

There's only the one, see. When you fall in love with a girl, she's the bloody White Album. That is what you whisper to yourself, when you don't understand her at all. You just keep telling yourself, she's the bloody Beatles White Album and there's only one of her.

music beatles girl

Rob Sheffield

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"... MOM!" Martha finally screamed. "Mom, you've got to see these!" "Is it about Hermione?" She exclaimed, rushing into the middle of the room. Her mouth dropped open in horror when she noticed Hermione's walls. "I can't find any... polite... photos of her, mom." "Why are there ones of her eating out of dumpsters and giving seniors the finger?" "No idea," Martha replied. "Oh god... I'll get one out of my wallet," Her mom decided, hurrying out of the room frantically. ...It's funny how when one thing happens, it can make you forget about something else."

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Rebecca McNutt

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I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting antlers or something.

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