| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| cbd4c18 | Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids. | kids humor goats | Rick Riordan | |
| a3066f7 | "There's a saying in Hardorn," she continued. "'You shouldn't attempt to teach a goat to sing. It will waste your time, hurt your ears, and annoy the goat.' I can say without fear of contradiction that the goat is getting annoyed." | humour goats | Mercedes Lackey |