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36fbaaf I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded. grendel kate Ilona Andrews
508cb11 "Who is that?" "Your replacement." "You replaced me with a shaved poodle?" "He's got mad skills." -- grendel kate Ilona Andrews
9c74eca We can get you a throne with snakes. I'll stand next to you and roar at anybody who fails to grovel. Fear Kate Daniels. She is a mighty and terrible ruler. Grendel can anoint the petitioners with his vomit. It'll be great . . . irony fun humor grendel kate vomit throne Ilona Andrews
24f3053 Find a pile of gold and sit on it. grendel John Gardner
8785f5a Monsters are getting more uppity, too (...) I heard where this guy, he killed this monster in this lake, no problem, stuck its arm up over the door (...) and you know what? Its mum come and complained. Its actual mum come right down to the hall next day and complained. Actually complained. That's the respect you get. humor grendel parody Terry Pratchett