| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 72086bc | Whenever I'm with my mother, I feel as though I have to spend the whole time avoiding land mines. | fury future-plans gaara gemma-doyle humbleness humorist johnny-depp judgmental-people katniss-and-peeta keys | Amy Tan | |
| fba7e52 | The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't--whichever seems likelier to win an effect. | belief comedian humor humorist insincerity truth | John Updike | |
| 63d3561 | Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am. | humorist | David Sedaris |