| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 72086bc | Whenever I'm with my mother, I feel as though I have to spend the whole time avoiding land mines. | gaara katniss-and-peeta gemma-doyle humorist future-plans judgmental-people humbleness johnny-depp keys fury | Amy Tan | |
| fba7e52 | The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don't--whichever seems likelier to win an effect. | humor truth comedian humorist insincerity belief | John Updike | |
| 63d3561 | Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am. | humorist | David Sedaris |