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9d3e47c
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"Can I come in?
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iggy
maximum-ride
max
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James Patterson |
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857641c
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"I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless) Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church." Max: (muttering) "Appropriately enough." Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still) Max: "No, you're visible." Iggy: "Am not!" Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?"
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humor
maxride
gazzy
iggy
nudge
invisibility
max
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James Patterson |
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65ee4c8
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"I want to be able to see stuff," Iggy said. "Like I used to, when I was little. And I want to be able to totally kick Jeb's butt." --
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revenge
iggy
maximum-ride
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James Patterson |
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ffe7392
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"It never works out! *kicks rock, it hits a window, sirens go off* (iggy) Uh oh. (max) Up and away guys! Come on iggy, we gotta go. (iggy) No. *sits down* (max) Iggy, come on! (iggy) No! It's different for you, you don't know what it's like, Yeah I make jokes- I'm the blind kid, but don't you see? Every time we move I'm lost all over again, you guys- It's much easier for you. Even your lost isn't as bad as my lost. You know *sirens coming closer* (max) Ig, i know it's hard, but if you think I'm going to let you give up on us now, you've got another think coming. Yes, you're a blind mutant freak, but you're my blind mutant freak, and you're coming with me, now, you're coming with us right now, or I swear I will kick your skinny white ass from here to the middle of next week. *Iggy raises his head lights flashing telling max that he cops were almost on top of them* (max) Iggy, I need you, I love you. I need all of you, all five of you, to fell whole myself. Now get up, before I kill you." *Iggy stands* "Well, when you put it that way..." *max smiles* come on ig *they fly off*"
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iggy
maximum-ride
give-up
max
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James Patterson |
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455169e
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"Great, they give blind kids guns," I said, trying to lessen his horror. "I don't even let Iggy have a gun. Usually."
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iggy
gun
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James Patterson |
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d338acc
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"Iggy. This is not a democracy," I said,(...)"It's a Maxocracy."
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maxocracy
iggy
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James Patterson |
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3f00f6b
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"What?" I said, suspicion starting to rise in me. "When did they start coming after you?" "Was it-- was it after the oil-slick Hummer crash?" the Gasman asked Iggy tentatively. My eyes widened. Oil-slick Hummer crash? Iggy rubbed his chin, thinking. "Or maybe it was more-- after the bomb," the Gasman said in a low voice, looking down. "I think it was the bomb," Iggy agreed. "That definitely seemed to tick them off."
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humor
gazzy
the-gasman
iggy
maximum-ride
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James Patterson |
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410f85f
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Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
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iggy
river
egypt
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James Patterson |
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a19ee35
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"It's okay, Ig." said Fang. "Just give it your best shot." Sometimes the Fangster is incredibly supportive, just not with me."
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iggy
maximum-ride
fang
lol
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James Patterson |