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e37069d
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"You're the first Shadowhunter I've ever met." "That's too bad," said Jace, "since all the others you meet from now on will be a terrible letdown."
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jordan-kyle
jace-lightwood
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Cassandra Clare |
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9193ebf
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"You know, some people think Shadowhunters are just myths. Like mummies and genies." Kyle grinned at Jace. "Can you grant wishes?" "That depends," he said. "Do you wish to be punched in the face?"
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jordan-kyle
jace-lightwood
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Cassandra Clare |
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e14bceb
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"Dudes," He said, "Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." Isabelle sighed. "Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time" --
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jordan-kyle
masculinity
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Cassandra Clare |
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89d734f
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"Dudes," He said, "Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." Isabelle sighed. "Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time"
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jordan-kyle
masculinity
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Cassandra Clare |
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26ee566
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"I guess you're coming as my date now." Simon shoved the phone into his pocket. "I'm secure enough in my masculinity to accept that," said Jordan. "We better get you something nice to wear, though," he called as Simon headed back into his room. "I want you to look pretty."
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jordan-kyle
simon-lewis
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Cassandra Clare |
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f47f886
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"They think they're better than everyone else." "No," said Jace. "I think I'm better than everyone else. An opinion that has been backed up with ample evidence." Kyle looked at Simon. "Does he always talk like this?" "Yes."
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jordan-kyle
jace-lightwood
simon-lewis
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Cassandra Clare |
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d39cd61
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"The door buzzer sounded again. The two boys exchanged a single look before both bolting down the narrow hallway to the door. Jordan got there first. He grabbed for the coatrack that stood by the door, ripped the coats off it, and flung the door wide, the rack held aboe his head like a javelin. On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. "Is that a coatrack?" Jordan slammed the coatrack down on the ground and sighed. "If you'd been a vampire, this would have been a lot more useful." "Yes," said Jace. "Or, you know, just someone with a lot of coats."
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funny
humor
coatrack
coats
jordan-kyle
city-of-fallen-angels
the-mortal-instruments
jace-lightwood
jace-wayland
simon-lewis
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Cassandra Clare |
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81442e2
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I screwed her over. I didn't want to see her screwed over by someone else.
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love
screwed-up
jordan-kyle
city-of-fallen-angels
simon-lewis
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Cassandra Clare |
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8b9b0b3
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I prefer the school of life.
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jordan-kyle
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Cassandra Clare |
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e40aa88
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"Simon turned to Jordan, who was lying down across the futon, his head propped against one of the woven throw pillows. "How much of that did you hear?" "Enough to gather that we're going to a party tonight," said Jordan. "I heard about the Ironworks event. I'm not in the Garroway pack, so I wasn't invited." "I guess you're coming as my date now." Simon shoved the phone back into his pocket. "I'm secure enough in my masculinity to accept that," said Jordan. "We'd better get you something nice to wear, though," he called as Simon headed back into his room. "I want you to look pretty."
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funny
humor
ironworks
jordan-kyle
city-of-fallen-angels
the-mortal-instruments
simon-lewis
date
masculinity
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Cassandra Clare |