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ba33b58
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Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.
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humor
kane-chronicles
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Rick Riordan |
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a7be9a2
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That sounded about as likely as Apophis and Ra becoming Facebook buddies, but I decided not to say anything.
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kane-chronicles
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Rick Riordan |
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c66dcee
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"Sadie, I can't intervene." He turned up his palms in frustration. "I told you when we first met, this isn't an actual physical body." "Shame," I mumbled. "What?" "Nothing. Go on."
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kane-chronicles
sadie
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Rick Riordan |
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37001b4
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"You're Bes, I guess?" I said. "Yes," he said. "Your car's a mess," Liz muttered. "If one more person rhymes," Emma grumbled, "I'll throw up."
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emma
kane-chronicles
sadie
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Rick Riordan |
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1d52416
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"Carter, not to be unkind," I said, "but the last few months you've been seeing messages about Zia . Two weeks ago, you thought she was sending you a distress call in your mashed potatoes." "It was a Z! Carved right in the potatoes!" --
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kane-chronicles
sadie
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Rick Riordan |
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47d00fb
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I looked across the river to Manhattan. It was a great view. When Sadie and I had first arrived at Brooklyn House, Amos had told us that magicians tried to stay out of Manhattan. He said Manhattan had other problems--whatever that meant. And sometimes when I looked across the water, I could swear I was seeing things. Sadie laughed about it, but once I thought I saw a flying horse. Probably just the mansion's magic barriers causing optical illusions, but still, it was weird.
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kane-chronicles
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Rick Riordan |
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b60187a
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"Two farewell gifts," Sadie muttered, "from two gorgeous guys. I hate my life."
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romance
humor
kane
throne-of-fire
walt
kane-chronicles
sadie
sadie-kane
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Rick Riordan |
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14d150c
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Armed with my sword and wand, I was all set for a stroll through the swamp to look for a hungry monster. Oh, joy!
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humor
sword
kane-chronicles
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Rick Riordan |