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b8e449c
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So I hear we get to go to town this weekend. Want to catch a movie or something? --Z P.S. That is, if Jimmy doesn't mind. Translation: This weekend might be a good chance for us to see each other outside our school in a social environment, free of competetiton. I do not view other boys as threats, and I enjoy making them seem insignificant by calling them the wrong names. (Translation by Macey McHenry)
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humor
gallgher-girls
zach
laugh-out-loud
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Ally Carter |
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e5c645b
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Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!
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funny
humor
random
name-badge
the-son-of-neptune
rick-riordan
hilarious
laugh-out-loud
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Rick Riordan |
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20be69a
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"She shuddered. "What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then." --
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kissing
gross
laugh-out-loud
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Tammara Webber |
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701c373
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"Dad, is she serious?" John shrugged. "I argue with your Mama, I sleep on the couch and she doesn't feed me. So i dont argue with your mama."
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relationships
humor
truth
truth-of-life
laugh-out-loud
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Molly McAdams |
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109db25
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Once I got away from him, I was smart enough to stay away from him. To hunt that one is as wise as to go hunting a porcupine. I cannot leave this alone, Nighteyes. I understand. I am the same about porcupines.
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philosophy
laugh-out-loud
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Robin Hobb |
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8fec28f
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"Forgive my brother," Camira apologized. "We don't normally let him out of his cage when guests are present."
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funny
humor
funny-quotes
laugh-out-loud
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Brandon Mull |