| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 6e5c07e | The blonde checks out the legs of the car like Pigpen checks out the legs of my English teacher--like a dog in heat. | ms-whitlock pigpen | Katie McGarry | |
| 3a57755 | Which is great, since my English teacher hates late students like I hate riding my motorcycle in forty-degree weather while it rains. | ms-whitlock pigpen | Katie McGarry | |
| a0f4ad1 | "Took her [Ms. Whitlock] long enough to grade it." He mumbles. True. "But it took us forever to turn it in. She didn't have to accept it was from, she didn't have to let us write it together and she didn't have to give us an A-plus, but she did." | ms-whitlock violet pigpen english | Katie McGarry |