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"I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies a bad boy."
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humor
narissus
nymphs
leo-valdez
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rick riordan |
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"Stop!" Narcissus got to his feet. "This is not right! This person is obviously not awesome, so he must be..." He struggled for the right words. It had probably been a long time since he'd talked about anything other than himself. "He must be tricking us." Apparently Narcissus wasn't completely stupid."
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humor
himself
narcissus
nymphs
tricking
hazel-levesque
leo-valdez
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rick riordan |
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3f649db
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"Yes!" Narissus unslung his bow and grabbed an arrow from his dusty quiver. "The first one who get that bronze, I will like you as much as I like me. I might even kiss you, right after I kiss my reflection!" "Oh my gods!" the nymphs squealed."
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humor
bronze
echo
narissus
nymphs
hazel-levesque
leo-valdez
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Rick Riordan |
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35e461f
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Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.
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scrawny
hot
nymphs
leo-valdez
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Rick Riordan |