olympians

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6050750	"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He's the sun god," I said. "That's not what I meant."	hot sun olympians gods thalia percy-jackson	Rick Riordan
4a48772	In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day.	humor olympians	Rick Riordan
a0d8323	"Can you surf really well, then?" I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.	myth funny humor posiedon the-lightning-thief olympians athena zeus percy-jackson mythology	Rick Riordan
614ae69	"You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?" "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily. "Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer."	peanut-butter olympians tyson percy-jackson	Rick Riordan
ba79ab8	"Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!"	humor olympians	Rick Riordan
599efdc	"Percy smiled. He knew the stakes were high. He knew this day could go horribly wrong. But he also knew that Annabeth was on that ship.If things went , this would be the best day of his life. He threw one arm around Hazel and one arm around Frank. "Come on," he said. "Let me introduce you to my family."	neptune olympians percy-jackson	Rick Riordan
bb4e988	"Hazel squinted. "How far?" "Just over the river and through the woods." Percy raised an eyebrow. "Seriously? To Grandmother's house we go?" Frank cleared his throat. "Yeah, anyway."	heroes neptune zhang olympus olympians son jackson percy hazel	Rick Riordan
3d8b013	"Can't this thing go any faster?" Thalia demanded. Zoe glared at her. "I cannot control traffic." You both sound like my mother," I said. Shut up!" they both said in union." --	hunters olympians zoe thalia percy-jackson	Rick Riordan
b781c25	"Apollo?" I guessed... He put a finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred." A god named Fred?"	olympians gods percy-jackson	Rick Riordan
6be417a	"then things got even stranger. Mr. Brunner, who'd been out in front of the museum a minute before, wheeled his chair into the doorway of the gallery, holding a pen in his hand. "What ho, Percy!" he shouted, and tossed the pen through the air. Mrs. Dodds lunged at me. With a yelp, I dodged and felt talons slash the air next to my ear. I snatched the ballpoint pen out of the air, but when it hit my hand, it wasn't a pen anymore. It was a sword-Mr. Brunner's bronze sword, which he always used on tourement day. Mrs. Dodds spun toward me with a murderous look in her eyes. My knees were jelly. My hands were shaking so bad I almost dropped the sword. She snarled, "Die, honey!" And she flew straight at me. Absolute terror ran through my body. I did the only thing that came naturally:I swung the sword.	pen olympians percy-jackson	Rick Riordan
8e8bcef	You're cute when you're worried, your eyebrows get all scrunched together.	olympians percy-jackson	Rick Riordan
7574fc9	"Aside from cutting off her head, though, I didn't really mean to kill her." Granuaile laughed. "You know I'm on your side, but to an objective listener, that sounds like a less than convincing argument."	funny olympians	Kevin Hearne

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He's the sun god," I said. "That's not what I meant."

hot sun olympians gods thalia percy-jackson

Rick Riordan

4a48772

In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day.

humor olympians

Rick Riordan

a0d8323

"Can you surf really well, then?" I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh.

myth funny humor posiedon the-lightning-thief olympians athena zeus percy-jackson mythology

Rick Riordan

614ae69

"You are okay?" he asked. "Not eaten by monsters?" "Not even a little bit." I showed him that I still had both arms and both legs, and Tyson clapped happily. "Yay!" he said. "Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!" I hoped he didn't mean all at the same time, but I told him absolutely, we'd have a lot of fun this summer."

peanut-butter olympians tyson percy-jackson

Rick Riordan

ba79ab8

"Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!"

humor olympians

Rick Riordan

599efdc

"Percy smiled. He knew the stakes were high. He knew this day could go horribly wrong. But he also knew that Annabeth was on that ship.If things went , this would be the best day of his life. He threw one arm around Hazel and one arm around Frank. "Come on," he said. "Let me introduce you to my family."

neptune olympians percy-jackson

Rick Riordan

bb4e988

"Hazel squinted. "How far?" "Just over the river and through the woods." Percy raised an eyebrow. "Seriously? To Grandmother's house we go?" Frank cleared his throat. "Yeah, anyway."

heroes neptune zhang olympus olympians son jackson percy hazel

Rick Riordan

3d8b013

"Can't this thing go any faster?" Thalia demanded. Zoe glared at her. "I cannot control traffic." You both sound like my mother," I said. Shut up!" they both said in union." --

hunters olympians zoe thalia percy-jackson

Rick Riordan

b781c25

"Apollo?" I guessed... He put a finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred." A god named Fred?"

olympians gods percy-jackson

Rick Riordan

6be417a

"then things got even stranger. Mr. Brunner, who'd been out in front of the museum a minute before, wheeled his chair into the doorway of the gallery, holding a pen in his hand. "What ho, Percy!" he shouted, and tossed the pen through the air. Mrs. Dodds lunged at me. With a yelp, I dodged and felt talons slash the air next to my ear. I snatched the ballpoint pen out of the air, but when it hit my hand, it wasn't a pen anymore. It was a sword-Mr. Brunner's bronze sword, which he always used on tourement day. Mrs. Dodds spun toward me with a murderous look in her eyes. My knees were jelly. My hands were shaking so bad I almost dropped the sword. She snarled, "Die, honey!" And she flew straight at me. Absolute terror ran through my body. I did the only thing that came naturally:I swung the sword.

pen olympians percy-jackson

Rick Riordan

8e8bcef

You're cute when you're worried, your eyebrows get all scrunched together.

olympians percy-jackson

Rick Riordan

7574fc9

"Aside from cutting off her head, though, I didn't really mean to kill her." Granuaile laughed. "You know I'm on your side, but to an objective listener, that sounds like a less than convincing argument."

funny olympians

Kevin Hearne