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| 79799ae | Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it. | fatal humor isabelle-lightwood pasta | Cassandra Clare | |
| 7494e1c | "Well, when was five, I wanted my mother to let me go around and around inside a dryer with the clothes," Clary said. "The difference is, she didn't let me." "Probably because going around and around in a dryer can be fatal," Jace pointed out, "whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it." | city-of-bones clary-fray dryer jace-wayland mortal-instruments pasta | Cassandra Clare |