| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| fe2fd09 | "Why not? Give me one good reason why we shouldn't get married." Because trying to fuck you is like trying to french-kiss a very.... small and... lively gerbil? With braces?" -- | patrick-bateman | Bret Easton Ellis | |
| 210491c | You don't know what torture is. You don't know what you're talking about. You really don't know what you're talking about. | patrick-bateman | Bret Easton Ellis | |
| b7b8b86 | I could stay living in this city if they just installed Blaupunkts in the cabs. | patrick-bateman | Bret Easton Ellis | |
| 3a0114b | "What do you think I do?" And frisky too. "A model?" She shrugs. "An actor?" "No," I say. "Flattering, but no." "Well?" "I'm into, oh, murders and executions mostly. It depends." I shrug. "Do you like it?" she asks, unfazed. "Um... It depends. Why?" I take a bit of sorbet. "Well, most guys I know who work in mergers and acquisitions don't really like it," she says. "That's not what I said," I say, adding a forced smiled, finishing my J&B. "Oh, forget it." | patrick-bateman | Bret Easton Ellis |