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It's amazing how quickly nature consumes human places after we turn our backs on them. Life is a hungry thing.
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peeps
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Scott Westerfeld |
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Ring around the rosie. A pocket full of posie. Ashes ashes, we all fall down. Some people say that this poem is about the Black Death, the fourteenth-century plague that killed 100-million people... Sadly, though, most experts think this is nonsense... How can I be so sure about this rhyme when all the experts disagree? Because I ate the kid who made it up.
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peeps
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Scott Westerfeld |
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People only worry about the uncanny for about a week; that's the end of their attention span. After that, suspicions turn into shtick.
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scott-westerfeld
peeps
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Scott Westerfeld |
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"Probably? So you're asking me to trust my life to steel wool and peanut butter?" "Poisoned peanut butter." "Cal, I don't care if it's nuclear peanut butter."
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peanut
poisoned
scott-westerfeld
peeps
cal
steel
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Scott Westerfeld |
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Dude, I just watched you climb up a f*cking building!-Lace
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scott
westerfeld
peeps
lace
last-days
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Scott Westerfeld |
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"Nummy-time!"--Cal"
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scott-westerfeld
peeps
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Scott Westerfeld |
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God, you mean I lost my virginity to the apocalypse?!
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scott-westerfeld
peeps
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Scott Westerfeld |
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"Lace: "Are you saying that your fat-ass cat has turned me into a vampire?" Cal: "Um, maybe?"
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peeps
lace
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Scott Westerfeld |
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New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. And I'm not talking about this past Easter. I'm talking about the last time I celebrated Easter, in 1962.
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humor
peeps
easter
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