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ff6a27a	So that's when I came up with the most ridiculous plan since I'd decided to take a witness statement from a ghost. It was a plan so stupid that even Baldrick would have rejected it out of hand.	peter-grant	Ben Aaronovitch
93e7f76	From then on, it was even twistier B-roads through a country so photgenically rural that I half expected to meet Bilbo Baggins around the next corner - providing he'd taken to driving a Nissan Micra.	countryside foxglove-summer peter-grant	Ben Aaronovitch
795750e	Bollocks, I thought, or testiculi or possibly testiculos if we were using the accusative.	bollocks testivuli peter-grant	Ben Aaronovitch
ecd59bf	Or as my dad always says: it only becomes a social problem when the working man joins in.	lower-class working-class rivers-of-london peter-grant social-problems social-criticism hypocrisy	Ben Aaronovitch
6ece809	I was pleased to see that even back in the glory days of the Folly people left their mugs of tea on their magical textbooks.	the-folly peter-grant tea	Ben Aaronovitch
73fc083	"Abigail stared suspiciously at Lesley. "Why are you wearing a mask?" she asked. "Because my face fell off," said Lesley. Abigail considered this for a moment and then nodded. "Okay," she said."	rivers-of-london peter-grant	Ben Aaronovitch
226561d	She was spontaneously created by the midichlorians,' I said. Both women gave me blank looks. 'Never mind.	humor star-wars-reference peter-grant jokes star-wars	Ben Aaronovitch
f2f1b19	"Then Beverley Brook stepped onto the footplate and pointed a shotgun straight at the Queen's head - I recognised the Purdey from my trunk. It was nice to see it getting an airing. Beverley herself was wearing an oversized leather jerkin and jeans. Her dreads had been tied into a plait down her back and a pair of antique leather and brass goggles were pushed up onto her brow.	funny foxglove-summer peter-grant	Aaronovitch Ben
1d1fe55	Fuck me,' I said out loud, 'I'm in fairyland.	humor peter-grant	Ben Aaronovitch

ff6a27a

So that's when I came up with the most ridiculous plan since I'd decided to take a witness statement from a ghost. It was a plan so stupid that even Baldrick would have rejected it out of hand.

peter-grant

Ben Aaronovitch

93e7f76

From then on, it was even twistier B-roads through a country so photgenically rural that I half expected to meet Bilbo Baggins around the next corner - providing he'd taken to driving a Nissan Micra.

countryside foxglove-summer peter-grant

Ben Aaronovitch

795750e

Bollocks, I thought, or testiculi or possibly testiculos if we were using the accusative.

bollocks testivuli peter-grant

Ben Aaronovitch

ecd59bf

Or as my dad always says: it only becomes a social problem when the working man joins in.

lower-class working-class rivers-of-london peter-grant social-problems social-criticism hypocrisy

Ben Aaronovitch

6ece809

I was pleased to see that even back in the glory days of the Folly people left their mugs of tea on their magical textbooks.

the-folly peter-grant tea

Ben Aaronovitch

73fc083

"Abigail stared suspiciously at Lesley. "Why are you wearing a mask?" she asked. "Because my face fell off," said Lesley. Abigail considered this for a moment and then nodded. "Okay," she said."

rivers-of-london peter-grant

Ben Aaronovitch

226561d

She was spontaneously created by the midichlorians,' I said. Both women gave me blank looks. 'Never mind.

humor star-wars-reference peter-grant jokes star-wars

Ben Aaronovitch

f2f1b19

"Then Beverley Brook stepped onto the footplate and pointed a shotgun straight at the Queen's head - I recognised the Purdey from my trunk. It was nice to see it getting an airing. Beverley herself was wearing an oversized leather jerkin and jeans. Her dreads had been tied into a plait down her back and a pair of antique leather and brass goggles were pushed up onto her brow.

funny foxglove-summer peter-grant

Aaronovitch Ben

1d1fe55

Fuck me,' I said out loud, 'I'm in fairyland.

humor peter-grant

Ben Aaronovitch