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| 668f7a6 | New Rule: Stop putting all those pillows on the bed. Attention, interior designers, hotel maids, and real housewives of New Jersey: It's a bed, not an obstacle course. I'm sorry, baby, I'd like to make sweet love to you all night long, but by the time I get all that crap off your bed, I'm . A bed needs only two pillows: one to put my head on, and one to cuddle with and pretend it's Robert Pattinson. | humor pillows | Bill Maher |