| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 9813916 | The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework. | safe-sex sex | Jennifer Weiner | |
| 6c23cf8 | It seemed to me, watching, that if you were dextrous enough to gift-wrap an independent-minded amphibian, you could just about manage a condom. | safe-sex sex | Naomi Wolf |