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efc66ef The baloney weighed the raven down, and the shopkeeper almost caught him as he whisked out the delicatessen door. humor shoplifting opening-lines meat Peter S. Beagle
f1564ce Why aren't you girls out stealing hubcaps or shoplifting like normal children? shoplifting parents normal teenagers Daniel Clowes
f897348 "A tiny little baby!' says Tam. 'People look at me like I'm an animal. People who don't know me judge me. I always remember going up to visit someone in prison, and this woman was sitting there. She was looking at me, growling a bit, and I could imagine what she was thinking: "There's a pedophile!" Anyway, I later discovered about her character. And I'll tell you, it outweighed anything I'd ever done.' 'What had she done?' I ask. tam-paton the-fall-of-a-pop-impresario you-are-wrong shoplifting Jon Ronson