| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 52cc6a1 | Why, on to the castle, to kill the royal family, and claim the throne that isn't mine by right! | humor satire slapstick | Richard Curtis | |
| a33ad6e | This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart As greet as it had been a thonder-dent, That with the strook he was almoost yblent; And he was redy with his iren hoot, And Nicholas amydde the ers he smoot. Of gooth the skyn an hande-brede aboute, The hoote kultour brende so his toute, And for the smert he wende for to dye. | farting humor slapstick | Geoffrey Chaucer |