| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 3884542 | Crackers are short on sparkle. | sparkle | Margaret Mitchell | |
| b2c69e2 | As I stepped onto the gloomy landing a word formed in my mind: two syllables, starts with a V and rhymes with dire. I froze in place. Nightingale said that everything was true, after a fashion, and that had to include vampires, didn't it? I doubted they were anything like they were in books and on TV, and one thing was for certain -- they absolutely weren't going to sparkle in the sunlight. | humour funny sparkle vampires | Ben Aaronovitch |