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"Rhage raised his hand. "Pastor Ass-hat, I have a question." "Yes, my son, you ARE going to hell." Lassiter made the sign of the cross and then looked around."
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humors
lassiter
rhage
the-king
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J.R. Ward |
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"You love it right?" Lassiter asked, holding his Bible high. "I mean, you told me to go on the internet. I did. I even printed out my diploma or whatever the hell it's called." Opening the cover of the King James version, he took out a piece of paper and waved it around. "See? Nice and legal-like" Beth leaned in "Wow". "I know right? Just like Harvard" "Impressive" "I'm totally framing that shit, wha-what."
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humor
lassiter
the-king
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J.R. Ward |
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569904f
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You can call me Pastor-and before Mr. Sox Fan gets his panties in a wad, I want everyone to know I'm legit. I went online, took a minister's course in under an hour, and I'm ordained, baby.
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humor
lassiter
j-r-ward
the-king
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8b19b22
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Just her, just him. Just as it should be; no loss of life beyond their own, no soul stained but hers. It would take a monster to destroy a monster.
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pg5
the-king
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Sarah J. Maas |
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670b6a4
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"She shut the door and moved on to the floor-to-ceiling cabinets. "There is nothing here. Nothing. What do you eat?" "Ah..." Assail found himself looking at the cousins for aid. "usually we take our meals in town."
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sola-s-grandmother
black-dagger-brotherhood
the-king
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J. R. Ward |
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258b116
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"Ehric frowned as he peeled a Post-It note off the package. "Preheat to three seventy-five." His brother went to the wall ovens and began pushing buttons. "Convection?" "Doesn't say."
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ehric
evale
marisol
the-king
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J. R. Ward |
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3e16250
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"Beth had never been one of those girls who'd imagined her wedding. Acted it out with some barbies. Bought Bride magazine as soon as she hit her twenties.
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the-king
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J. R. Ward |