| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 2253234 | The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip. | turnip insanity | Terry Pratchett | |
| d280377 | Quite definitely a Bingley | turnip pride-and-prejudice | Lauren Willig | |
| d066025 | Word of advice, sister mine. If you want to keep your papers private, don't write 'Private' on the cover. It set the mater right off. It was all I could do to stop her sniffing around like some great sniffing thing. | humor turnip funny-quotes | Lauren Willig |