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"I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL TO TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!" yelled Uncle Vernon. Hagrid seized his pink umbrella and whirled it over his head "NEVER -" he thundered "- INSULT -ALBUS -DUMBLEDORE - IN - FRONT - OF - ME!"
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uncle-vernon
hagrid
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J.K. Rowling |
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Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?
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harry-potter
uncle-vernon
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J.K. Rowling |
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You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!
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uncle-vernon
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J.K. Rowling |
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"The fridge had been emptied of all Dudley's favorite things -- fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers -- and filled instead with fruit and vegetables and the sorts of things that Uncle Vernon called "rabbit food."
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dudley-dursley
uncle-vernon
food
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Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb.
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harry-potter
uncle-vernon
awesome
j-k-rowling
dumbledore
power
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J.K. Rowling |
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"Are you threatening me, sir?" he said, so loudly that passersby actually turned to stare. "Yes, I am," said Mad-Eye, who seemed rather pleased that Uncle Vernon had grasped this fact so quickly. "And do I look like the kind of man who can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon. "Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving magical eye. Uncle Vernon leapt backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley."
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