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For I must write to The Times tonight, and save the world from sin.
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Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,For mother will be there.
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Let's stop somebody from doing something!Everybody does too much.
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The portions of a woman which appeal to man's depravityAre constructed with considerable care.
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A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
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The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time.
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Was the cow crossed?""No, your worship, it was an open cow."
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Justice should be cheap but judges expensive.
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