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She said when a boy and a girl dog copulate, the head of the boy's penis swells and the vaginal muscles of the girl constrict. Even after sex, both dogs remain locked together, helpless and miserable for a brief period of time. The Mommy said this same scenario described most marriages.
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satire
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Life is short. Death is forever.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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Do something only for money, and you're less likely to do it for free
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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Anything you can acquire is only another thing you'll lose
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loss
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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What makes the earth feel like Hell is our expectation that it ought to feel like Heaven.
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hell-on-earth
hell
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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Time legitimizes the outrageous.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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Imagine there is no God. There is no Heaven or Hell. There is only your son and his son and his son, and the world you leave for them.
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god
inheritance
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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Everyone wants to feel special - attain a special status among their pears- but not too special. Most kids want to be special the same way their friends are
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teenagers
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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The measure of a man is not what he does for wages but what he does with his free time.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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Each romance, the type of self-destructive gesture Hedda Hopper would call "marry-kiri".Instead of plunging a sword into one's stomach, you repeatedly throw yourself on the most inappropriate erect penis."
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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Branch Bacardi, star of The Da Vinci Load, To Drill a Mockingbird, The Postman Always Cums Twice, Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, The Twilight Bone, A Tale of Two Titties...
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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She's seen it, pictured it, dreamed of it. She's wanted it so bad.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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She set them up on a date with their subconscious because nothing is as good as you can imagine it. No one is as beautiful as she is in your head. Nothing is as exciting as your fantasy.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up. The
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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To anyone reading this who isn't already dead, I wish you luck, honestly I do. You just keep swallowing your vitamins. Keep jogging around reservoirs and avoiding second hand cigarette smoke. Cross your fingers! Maybe death won't happen to you.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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If you don't know what you want," the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't."
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And I want Seth dead. Worse than dead, I want him fat and bloated with water and insecure and emotional.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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because the rubber, too, is bulletproof. And so relentless is the wind that it rakes the street, pushing along this burden of crippled vermin, trundling this tide of suffering always in the wake of the Town Car as it reaches Spaulding Square. Fissures of lightning
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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La historia no es mas que una sucesion de monstruos o de victimas. O de testigos.
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rant
palahniuk
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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La repeticion es la madre de todos los talentos.
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repetición
rant
talento
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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As if she ought to know better than to scream and bleed in public.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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All of these stars, the most powerful actors in film, they were all gone in an instant.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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Me, I'm a bloody tissue sample dried on a bare mattress in my room at the Paper Street Soap Company.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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How do you live knowing your every cell and drop of blood are part of the big evil?
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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What she's learned is what she always learns. Plato was right. We're all of us immortal. We couldn't die if we wanted to. Every day of her life, every minute of her life, if she could just remember that.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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Si no entiendes algo, puedes hacer que signifique cualquier cosa.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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My point is I know Brandy is maybe probably going to die, but I just can't get into it.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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What I do know is I've got a brain filled with jokes I can't forget - like a tumor the size of a grapefruit inside of my skull. And I know that eventually even dog shit turns white and stops stinking, but I have this permanent head filled with crap I've been trained my whole life to think is funny.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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Es muy duro olvidar el dolor, pero es mas duro todavia recordar la dulzura. La felicidad no nos deja cicatrices. Apenas aprendemos nada de la paz.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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These dudes, clutching their little gifts, for them today is their kind-of-honeymoon.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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By that she means fully erect. Condom-ready.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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The first time I read 'Guts', nobody fainted. My goal was just to write some new form of horror story, something based on the ordinary world. Without supernatural monster or magic. The would be a book you wouldn't want to keep next to your bed. A book that would be a trapdoor down into some place dark. A place only you could go, alone, when you opened the cover. Because only books have that power. A motion picture, or music, or television, ..
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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You realize it's not wooden stakes that kill vampires. It's all the emotional baggage and letdowns they have to carry around for century after century.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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Not merely godforsaken, I feel forsaken by everyone.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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The first rule of film club is you don't talk about Rosebud.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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By the middle of the novel I decided that what two people don't say to each other forges a stronger bond than honest.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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And the moment she says hello, I wouldn't hang up. I'd say, 'Hi. What's happening? Tell me every little thing.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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His eyes the bright brown of July Fourth sunlight through a tall mug of root beer. Quite the American specimen. A classic face of such symmetrical proportions, the exactly balanced type of face one dreams of looking down to find smiling and eager between one's inner thighs. Still, that's the trouble with only a single glance at any star on the horizon.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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The best way to waste your life is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch.
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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Elders of the Creedish church made celibacy sound as easy as choosing not to play basketball. Just say no.
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humor
celibacy
no
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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I refuse to give readers an uplifting faux experience engineered to comfort them and perpetuate the sociopolitical and economic status quo." "Who died and made you Bertolt Brecht?"
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humorous
writing
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Chuck Palahniuk |
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Don't take this the wrong way, okay?" She chuckled grimly. "My idea of Hell would be going to Heaven and being forced to pretend I'm like you for the rest of eternity."
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Chuck Palahniuk |