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wavering
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miles an hour.
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CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK.
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In her heart the girl knew that she should never ever sign over the deeds of Saxby Hall to her wicked aunt. But her heart was broken. Stella's body and spirit had been crushed by the past days and nights of terror. With her parents gone, and Soot trapped at the bottom of the icy lake, she felt she had nothing left to live for. If she signed now perhaps this nightmare would be over.
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I'm too young to die.
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Father
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As she took each step a little bubble of wind puffed out of her saggy bottom. It sounded like a duck quacking. Either she didn't realise or was extremely good at pretending she didn't realise.
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Granny's bum squeaking again
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dining room and up the stairs to
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AWFUL AUNTIE
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Up and down went the ends of the old man's moustache
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Fingers and Thumbs
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Detective
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peeved.
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rozzers"*"
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Oh, shut yer face, ya idiot!
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various
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greatest
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Twilight Towers.
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and a tea
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lifetime left. Jack was going to have to help him. But he had
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Sweating profusely, the thirsty dentist took a large swig of mouthwash,
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carry him. That fateful afternoon the boy vowed that he would never ever
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bunnykins,
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GGGRRRUUURRR! The noise of Woolly's bottom burping sounded just like a bear growling.
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Billionaire Boy
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Myrtle's
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until recently, it would have been Grandpa tucking Jack in. Now
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But as ever in life, wherever there is tragedy, you can often find comedy.
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No one knows where socks disappear to. It is one of the universe's greatest mysteries. Either they are sucked into a black hole where time and space have become flattened, or they get caught in the back of the washing machine.
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That night Jack lay in bed, in the place just between awake and asleep. The room was beginning to disappear to make way for the world of dreams.
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Detective Bone
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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have your chocolate stolen?
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morning, they were forced to lift her up and carry her there. Myrtle refused to walk even though it
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