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55e0e07 Welcome to the world of bullshit, my dear. You have arrived. Elton John
84938aa Chefs aren't celebrities: they're chefs. Elton John
4e49bff People should be very free with sex, but they should draw the line at goats. Elton John
57a1bf2 Sometimes when I'm flying over the Alps I think, 'that's like all the cocaine I sniffed. Elton John
6bf8a00 There just aren't many people in the world with balls that big and talent that awesome. Elton John
43b5d14 You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same. Elton John