| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 410441a | A good comedian can say things funny and other guys just say funny things. | Fred Allen | ||
| 5e395dd | Sullivan will be successful as long as other people have talent. | Fred Allen | ||
| 04c6c20 | What does Sullivan do? He points at people. Rub meat on actors and dogs will do the same thing. | Fred Allen | ||
| 53e0d72 | Imitation is the sincerest form of television. | Fred Allen | ||
| d186b40 | California's a wonderful place to live - if you happen to be an orange. | Fred Allen |