| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 2999754 | A perennial guest star is like being a foster kid who's passed around some really great foster homes. I would love for one of them to keep me, but it's a hell of a lot better than being abandoned. | Fred Stoller | ||
| 8dc9561 | My mother tried her best, but was saddled with many fears that she passed on to me, with the highest anxiety. I'm pretty sure I'm the only nine-year-old who set up a lemonade stand whose mother reacted by panicking. "What if it goes under? Don't do it, Freddie." | Fred Stoller |