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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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Take my wife - please!
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Business was so bad the other night the orchestra was playing "Tea for One."
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My first Hollywood picture wasn't released, it escaped.
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I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother,
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
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My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.
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