| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 3bc3bff | John Ashcroft - "John Ashcrack" - ibid. | Jello Biafra | ||
| 2572dee | We don't need a flat tax, but a flattening tax, to truly level the playing field. | Jello Biafra | ||
| 3a49839 | Don't hate the media, become the media. | Jello Biafra | ||
| 68dfc1d | George H. W. Bush - "King George the 1st" - Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police | Jello Biafra | ||
| 78d14f4 | Al Gore - "Prince Albert" - Become the Media | Jello Biafra | ||
| c599b52 | Dick Cheney - "Dick 'The Dick' Cheney", Dick Chinny | Jello Biafra |