| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 963a8d6 | Every car has a personality. Every car is trying to say something to the world. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 732591a | The only reason people still exist is phones need pockets to ride around in. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 45111d3 | If you like a daily slight terror, you will like being a stand-up comedian. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 1345555 | I was lucky in that I was introduced to fame very-- in a very slow, incremental way. | Jerry Seinfeld | ||
| 22b2cf7 | The concept of writing is so alien-- actual writing is so alien to most comedians. | Jerry Seinfeld |