| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 3a91e4a | Well, to what do we owe the honor of your presence?" I asked snidely. National Slut Convention next door? Twatwaffles Anonymous?" | eit-series | Karina Halle | |
| 3e47d3e | That's not all that hard," I tell him. "Crack some eggs, fry up some bacon. Boom. Everyone's fucking Jamie Oliver." | Karina Halle |