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Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking loser!
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Yeah, that's what I was wondering!! Who the fuck is Will Rogers?
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You're not driving my car anymore Mum, I'm sorry.
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Mom, I have something to tell you. My thong, is so far up my crack right now.
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My teeth, my car, my vagina, my business.
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She's pissing in the bottle....just like she shit in Dad's bag of weed in Hawaii.
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Jack, you have like serious anger management issues.
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