| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| f67241a | Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. | Masturbation | ||
| 45445a1 | If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would've made our arms shorter. | Masturbation | ||
| a4f0004 | Self improvement is masturbation. | Masturbation | ||
| 87edab4 | I have touched filth. | Masturbation |