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It certainly will be if you are still around.
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Tell me, George, if you had it to do all over, would you fall in love with yourself again?
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It would have been better if you had died and Gershwin had written the elegy.
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
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I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
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Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath.
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I once said cynically of a politician, "He'll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it."
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An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
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Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
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He writes the kind of music you whistle on the way into the theater.
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If George is around, it will.
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I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
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What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
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I am no more humble than my talents require.
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I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
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Oscar Levant |
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I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
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Oscar Levant |
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Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
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Oscar Levant |
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Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.
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Oscar Levant |
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When I used to speak of the lunatic fringe, I didn't know I was going to be head of it.
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Oscar Levant |
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A psychiatrist once diagnosed my troubles as "an abdication of will."
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Oscar Levant |
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Instant unconsciousness had been my greatest passion for ten years.
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Oscar Levant |
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I have seizures of momentary sanity.
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