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Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
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My old man claimed that the more complicated the law the more opportunity for scoundrels.
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An invention is something that was "impossible" up to then--that's why governments grant patents.
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I counted to ten slowly, using binary notation.
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Since Thorby had no talent he became an actor.
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Pay, are all paymasters dishonest?""Only the good ones."
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Age is not an accomplishment, and youth is not a sin.
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Never Do Yesterday What Should Be Done Tomorrow.
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If at Last You Do Succeed, Never Try Again.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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Television leaves no external scars.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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When I don't understand, I have an unbearable itch to know why.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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You're in bad shape when your emotions force you into acts which you know are foolish.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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The less respect an older person deserves the more certain he is to demand it from anyone younger.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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Die trying" is the proudest human thing.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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When a fact came along, he junked theories that failed to match.
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The best things in history are accomplished by people who get "tired of being shoved around."
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Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
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A baby is lots more fun than differential equations.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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No government has yet been able to repeal natural laws, though they keep trying.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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The concept of change baffled them.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgment.
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Going to dance at my wake?""I don't dance," the lawyer answered, "but you tempt me to learn."
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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Fighting continued on a token basis, and the dead did not complain.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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A man who marries at my age isn't taking a wife, he's indenturing a nurse.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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Between being 'right' and being kind, I know which way I vote.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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We may eliminate death someday but I doubt if we'll ever eliminate taxes.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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Boats and ships are female because they are beautiful, lovable, expensive--and unpredictable.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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I think the major problem in growing up is to become sophisticated without becoming cynical.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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This Universe never did make sense; I suspect that it was built on government contract.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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I hadn't learned much in high school; I had majored in girls.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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A man who bets on greed and dishonesty won't be wrong too often.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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I am learning that we still have things to learn.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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I wish they wouldn't hold mornings so early.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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'Magic,'" I stated, "is a symbol for any process not understood."
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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Random numbers are to a computer what free will is to a human being.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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It is better to be a lively frump than a stylish corpse.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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I am forced to conclude that being right has little to do with holding a woman's affections.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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One can't expect logic from males; they think with their testicles and act from their emotions.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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Here is the wisdom of the ages: Men rule but women decide.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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Don't worry about it. There is less here than meets the eye.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth, One Meter Wide and Two Meters Long.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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Stupid fools look just as good as military geniuses until the fighting starts.
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Robert A. Heinlein |
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Marriages are arranged in heaven but the bills must be paid here on earth.
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