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| 5426917 | There's a joke I heard years ago, about an Irishman who ends up on a desert island with Claudia Schiffer, after a plane crash. There's just the two of them, sitting on the sand. After a few days of this, she moves closer to him. 'Do you wish to ride me, Dermot?' she says. 'Jesus, Claudia,' he says. 'Like - are you sure?' 'Yes,' she says. 'We will be here for quite some time, I think. And the days are quite long - yes?' So, they start riding.. | Roddy Doyle | ||
| d590685 | But it wasn't boring like this; I loved it, sitting there doing nothing. There wasn't even anything to look at except the houses across the road. | Roddy Doyle |