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We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.
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If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.
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If you have questions about this salad, give your server the spinach inquisition.
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Named after the great romaine emperor, Julius Salad.
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We smoke the bacon so you don't have to.
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This sandwich used to include endive, but no one wanted to eat a BELT.
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If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.
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We use only the finest days of the week in this dish.
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If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.
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Stacey puts a little love in each pasta shell. But it's self-love, so it won't help you that much.
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I am saying: I see a flame thrower. I think the flame thrower guy wins in the stick fight.
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When you understand persuasion ... the truth is not as useful as it should be ...
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I think New Yorkers are more provocative in every way.
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Much of politics is about hating imaginary people.
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P]olitics is about winning the definitions of words.
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