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Carl Reiner. He had an entrenched sense of glee; he used humor as a gentle way of speaking difficult truths;
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Steve Martin |
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I guessed that one day the restrictions I imposed on myself would end. But first, it seemed that my range of possible activities would have to iris down to zero before I could turn myself around. Then, when I was static and immobile, I could weigh and measure every exterior force and, slowly and incrementally, once again allow the outside in. And that would be my life.
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Steve Martin |
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In psychoanalysis, you try to retain a discovery; in art, once the thing is made, you let it go.
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Steve Martin |
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iPhone just synced perfectly with toaster. All is well.
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Steve Martin |
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Preparing for Catwoman role by leaping off roof into shrub. On third try, I managed to hit the shrub.
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Steve Martin |
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There's a rumor that a recent Oscar host is going to play Catwoman. Waiting by my phone for the call.
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Steve Martin |
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Next phase of weight loss program: Brazilian Butt Workout. I've looked at a hundred photos. So far, not working.
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Steve Martin |
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It's late. Need place to rehearse Dead Guy. I lie at bottom of stairs. Wife comes home. Do I break character? Never. She dials shrink.
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Steve Martin |
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Did not go well at mall. Passerby said, "how's the screenplay goin', Steve?" Worried about tomorrow's performance on CSI... and Emmy."
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Steve Martin |
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Rehearsing at home for tomorrow's CSI cameo, "face down dead body without a chalk outline." Maid screams. Wife calls lawyer, then 911."
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Steve Martin |
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How's the uh..uh..(look at palm) SCREENPLAY going... uh..uh..(racking brain) LESLIE NIELSEN." Yipes. Or:"
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Steve Martin |
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At the mall. Think I'll do some rehearsing. Lie on sidewalk, get into "dead guy" character. Quite hard to do without chalk outline."
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Steve Martin |
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career in the irrational world of creativity not only made sense but had moral purpose.
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Steve Martin |
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A watched iPhone never syncs.
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Steve Martin |
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You kill me and I'll see that you never work in this town again.
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Steve Martin |
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Why is it we don't always recognize the moment when love begins, but we always know when it ends?
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Steve Martin |
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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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Steve Martin |
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Comedy is not pretty.
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Steve Martin |