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she was quite promiscuous, to the point where dating her was similar to the experience of sitting on a warm toilet seat:
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5:15 I have never put makeup on. It's hard. "You assholes are crowding my mirror space. Gimme some room, I keep smearing my blush." Everyone's glares at me. I feel like a gay homosexual."
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Of course, I'm not a doctor; I just watch a lot of ER and House.
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it's like a mini Bourbon Street with less culture and more disgusting hookers.
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Did you hear the nonsensical prattle spewing from her pie-hole?
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EEK EEK EEK!! That's dolphin for 'I'm sorry.' But you already knew that..
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Hey man, so can you speak to dolphins and pilot whales with that forehead of yours?
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Nose full of fart, mouth full of cock, she never even paused.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.'
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and that we were now those guys...who started a fight at a Harry Potter book party.
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I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.
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We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.
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