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Who knows what's funny?
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I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Don't say you can't give up drinking. It's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
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I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two.
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Some contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch ...
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If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.
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She's all dressed up like a well-kept grave.
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And it ain't a fit night out for man nor beast.
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I cook with wine, and sometimes I even add it to the food.
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