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You were sick, but now you're well, and there's work to do.
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What do men want? They want a lot of pals, and they wish that people wouldn't get so mad at them.
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His plan? To pass out weapons to slaves, so they could overthrow their masters. Suicide.
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My last words? "Life is no way to treat an animal, not even a mouse."
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Napalm came from Harvard. Veritas!
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Our president is a Christian? So was Adolf Hitler.
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George W. Bush has gathered around him upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography.
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What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
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Old Norwegian Proverb: Swedes have short dicks but long memories.
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My father said "When in doubt, castle."
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Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
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If you actually are an educated, thinking person, you will not be welcome in Washington DC.
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America's soldiers] are being treated ... like toys a rich kid got for Christmas.
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Humor is a way of holding off how awful life can be.
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You know, the truth can be really powerful stuff. You're not expecting it.
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Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes.
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Do you think Arabs are dumb? They gave us our numbers. Try doing long division with Roman numerals.
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It is almost always a mistake to mention Abraham Lincoln. He always steals the show.
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In the nightmare of a warring world, it takes peculiar skills to get along.
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We could have saved the earth, but we were too damned cheap.
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