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88d3b66
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Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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7c97c14
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This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called, 'We hate you, please die.
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music
scott-pilgrim
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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4ed4cc9
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What kind of tea do you want?" "There's more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "Let's see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Honey, Liver Disaster, Ginger with Honey, Ginger Without Honey, Vanilla Almond, White Truffle Coconut, Chamomile, Blueberry Chamomile, Decaf Vanilla Walnut, Constant Comment and Earl Grey." -"I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make som..
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tea
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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c933b9e
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Every time you look up at the stars, it's like opening a door. You could be anyone, anywhere. You could be yourself at any moment in your life. You open that door and you realize you're the same person under the same stars. Camping out in the backyard with your best friend, eleven years old. Sixteen, driving alone, stopping at the edge of the city, looking up at the same stars. Walking a wooded path, kissing in the moonlight, look up and yo..
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stars
eleven
staring-at-stars
lost-at-sea
comic
sixteen
teenager
graphic-novel
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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0707d81
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Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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b476afd
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Anyway, how are you and Ramona doing?' Uh... you know. Pretty good.' Have you said the L-Word yet?' The L-Word? You mean? Lesbian?' Uh... No. The other L-Word.' ?' Okay. Uh, It's "love." I wasn't trying to trick you or anything."
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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8eaebf8
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Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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f674eb1
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Let's be friends based on mutual hate.
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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833a3cd
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We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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d1293d0
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Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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224e690
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Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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03b98f9
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You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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8f1b78d
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Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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c75af03
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Fuck you fucks and the fucks you fucked in on!
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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46219dc
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Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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c4fc7ed
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Are we letting her drink beer again?" "Hell yes we are, and it's hilarious."
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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6b3483f
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I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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0fb4c33
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Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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211716e
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bread makes you fat??
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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a6e28ae
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All my stupid little thoughts beget stupid little thoughts, rampantly speculating every possible outcome of every possible situation until they're all done to death and none of them could ever be true.
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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907a1b1
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I have a lot on my mind and not a lot to do so it's going to come out, all of it, and then, then, it may begin to make a sort of sense
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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e1a86fc
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Adult life is terrible, Hazel. Never grow up. Everything's complicated, and there are too many rules ...
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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0900475
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Stephen... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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3346b23
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And sometimes I try to stop speculating the future out of existence, and other times I just lean back and run with it because maybe it's for the best.
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reminiscing
thinking
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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b70e17a
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I'm just confused. Everything's confusing. Everything beautiful is far away, or maybe everything far away is beautiful. It's like how the grass is greener on the other side. Grass just looks nicer from the other side, you know? Grass where you're standing looks like dirt with hair.
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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86c11af
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Kim: "What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?" Hollie: "You hate everyone, Kim." Kim: "You're one of everyone."
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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8a81647
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I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuck
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ramona-flowers
scott-pilgrim
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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bc37776
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Maybe it's important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another universe. Or maybe it's something else. Maybe I should just settle for not knowing. Maybe it's just good to know that you're not the only one who doesn't know.
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relationships
life
inspirational
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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2e93917
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Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword. Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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662c4c5
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You stole him with your advanced American slut technology! You're not nice!
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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7e4064a
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There are things we can't change, and we just have to accept that. And maybe that's some kind of grace
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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06337cd
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Alright, go away. I have a tiny world to save.
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humor
video-games
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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d6f1951
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These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott.
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mr-men
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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e2790e1
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Let's be friends based on mutual hate." - Wallace Wells "Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's' market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon." - Wallace Wells"
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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774d9e5
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Gilded palace of Flying Burritos Excellent Nouveau Mexican Cuisine We all got to wear Swank-Ass Nudie Suits I should have known it was a lousy pipe dream Ohhh, Ohhh, what an awesome job Ohhh, Ohhh, what do I do now?? Ohh, Ohhhhh, it's like I've been robbed Spent the last of my paycheque And I'm feelin' pretty downnnnn!!
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song
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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226903e
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I'll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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c99d548
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Dude... Things never were the same. Change is... It's what we get. I guess that's my problem - I'm always trying to beat the clock; outrun the universe... Like nothing can change me, as long as I change first. I feel like I'm in this river, just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck... I never wanted to get stuck.
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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2f0910b
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She's their secret weapon! They call her Trasha, and she's eight years old. I hear they discovered her at the Pacific Mall arcade, playing Drum-Mania. She has so much A.D.D., it's not even funny.
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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785a479
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We have a mutual friend, see, and she- Ah, screw it. This is Gideon. When would it be convenient for you to die?
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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25126b1
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Maybe all these desperate clashing feelings I'm feeling are just random brain activity, maybe I'm just delusional. But there are things that I miss, and things that I feel like I should be seeing and feeling every time I turn around, and I just keep turning and turning and turning, and there's nothing.
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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df05919
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Can we go out sometime? Or, I mean, I mean... Can we maybe just hang out? Can we get to know each other? You're new in town, right? I've lived here forever-- I mean-- I mean... there are... reasons... for you to hang out with me?
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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969b39b
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She's his kid sister, but... I guess it's like she got sucked into this alternate dimension when she was little? And this demon guy taught her all this black magic and, like, twisted her soul.
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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702a424
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Obviously one of us went to Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters and one of us didn't." "Obviously one of is a total nerd."
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x-men
nerd
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |
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9f6f829
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I've had a weird couple of weeks, you know?" "I completely know". "But I- I mean, I'm not totally happy, but there's no way I'd go back to my old obvious self! I like it here. I like all the... confusion and heartbreak". "It wasn't that bad... was it?" "Scott... yes, it was. But I feel like I've learned some stuff along the way. I know things now"."
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scott-pilgrim
scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world
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Bryan Lee O'Malley |