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Have you ever fought an opponent you had no defense against? Like a fire breather or an acid spitter?" "Once I faced a female with diamond skin," Nix said breathlessly. "I was transfixed - even as she was choking the life out of me." "Really?" "No, I saw that character on . I just wanted to commiserate. Alas, I have no weaknesses." --
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Can't hear... call back... good luck..." "Nix, I know you're faking the static." She could picture her sister blowing into her fist directly at the receiver. The static abruptly stopped. "Why?" "It seemed less rude than the alternative."
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pleasure-of-a-dark-prince
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Kresley Cole |
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c2bf750
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You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!
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Kresley Cole |
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f10e495
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His debtors always assumed he'd demand their firstborn. Like I'm fucking Rumpelstiltskin? What would Lothaire do with countless squalling babes? Raise them in a kennel?
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vampire
paranormal-romance
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Kresley Cole |
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baad2bc
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When he watched her sleeping, he often thought, My heart lies vulnerable outside my chest.
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afe0666
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As Lothaire lifted the lid with a sense of dread, Nix murmured, "Hint: it's the middle one." Elizabeth's fragile finger.Seeing it severed like this brought on a visceral reaction--pain shooting through his own hand, radiating throughout his regenerated heart. He closed the lid with a swallow, sentimentally pocketing the package. "You gave her your heart, and she gave you the bird." Nix sighed. "Songs will be written about this."
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iad
lothaire
kresley-cole
middle-finger
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f534532
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I never knew I could hate someone as deeply as I do you." "I often help others discover the outer limits of their hatred. It's a talent of mine."
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8430aa2
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bad....
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3f336ac
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I had just heard tales that the Valkyrie were large warriors, akin to Amazons." "If you're the sole survivor of an army attacked by us, are you going to say we had our asses handed to us by petite, nubile females, or by she-monsters who can bench Buicks?"
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humor
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d3bb6db
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SHE MAY BE AN EVIL BITCH, BUT SHE IS MY EVIL BITCH. AND I'LL HAVE NO OTHER
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And exactly how old are you MacRieve ?" "Twelve hundreds, give or take." "Great Hekate, you're a relic. Don't you have a museum exhibit to be in somewhere ?"
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83d54bb
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He jerked back. "What is this? Be like you were with me the other times! When you melted for me." "That was before I fully understood what a nasty piece of work you are." "Because of a few shifter beheadings? Come on, Lizvetta, it's not as if I went around cock-slapping gnomes." Her jaw dropped."
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lothaire
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a2e35d3
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Wolfy, is it? And what do you know about my turning?" "I asked around when I figured out I was your... mate." He stood, crossing to her. "Well, let's hear it." "Basically, you'll lose your mind, turning animalistic, hunting me down until you claim me repeatedly, biting my neck and marking me as your possession. Nothing will stop you- no cage can hold you. Did I miss anything? "Aye, Lousha." His gaze raked over her and his voice deepened..
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Nix to Declan: Begin transcript-- Testing. Hello, hellooo, anybody out there? Check, check, one, two. Soft pee. Puh, puh. Resonance! Sooooooft pee. Alpha bravo disco tango duck. This is Nix! I'm the Ever-Knowing One, a goddess incandescent, incomparable, and irresistible. But enough about what you think of me. It's a beautiful day in New Orleans. The wind is out of the east at a steady five knots and clouds look like rabbits ... But enough ..
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f7ac9a2
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Fate has a way of getting what she wants, no matter how we try to avoid it.
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b5cc426
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Let's put the fun back in funeral!
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Kresley Cole |
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366c33d
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Nix clasped her hands over her chest, sighing, "He gave you his heart. That's so romantic. So much better than a candy heart. Those get stuck in the fangs, you know."
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heart
iad
lothaire
kresley-cole
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2baa80e
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there is only one thing on my body that's ten inches long, and if you'll recall, the scar is no' it.
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When she absently worried her bottom lip with one of her adorable little fangs, he sighed. The Enemy of Old fucking . Dear gods, it'd finally happened to him. Happiness. Then his own fangs sharpened.I will kill anyone who tries to take this feeling away from me.
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funny
happiness
lothaire
immortals-after-dark
kresley-cole
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574c3ad
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He'd swiftly collected those monsters' heads, tying them together with a piece of the rope she'd hoped never to see again, then strung them over his shoulder. Periodically, he offered his catch to her. "No, no, I have a pair just like them at home," she'd said. "I would just regift them."
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3ff5e0e
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Yo, beautiful. Come pop this collar off me." Natalya hissed, "Are you mad?" "What's she gonna do? Vivisect me? Imprison me? We've got a pact to fulfill,remember?" To Dorada, she cried, "Seriously, sweetheart, shake that mummified ass over here." Regin kicked the glass. "Lemme the fuck out--" La Dorada swung her head around,peering at Regin with her one eye. "Okay. That's freaky. Lookit, Gollum, if you spring me, I'll help you find your Pre..
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funny
humor
regin
kresley-cole
gollum
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If you touch me like that again, Evangeline," he began in a husky tone, dropping to his seat once more, "in the space of a heartbeat, I will have you off this bike and onto the closest horizontal surface. And I woan be picky, no."
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ce01ac4
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Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.
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funny
flirty
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Kresley Cole |
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a3d54f0
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First of all, I'm not narcissistic." When she opened her lips to argue, he said, "I know Narkissos of Thespiae -- while we might share traits, I came first, so he's Lothairistic, not the other way around."
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You've maddened me for you...have changed everything. So, I'm going to f*ck you long and hard, beauty, because if I'm to be enslaved by you-I want to be your master as well.
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romance
lore
paranormal
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Kresley Cole |
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f302382
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he thought again. "I could hate her for what she did to me." "Because of one unsuccessful beheading?" She tapped her claw to her chin. "Wow. I never thought you were such a pussy. I'm rethinking our friendship."
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lothaire
nix
kresley-cole
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Kresley Cole |
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a51ac1c
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Never run from one such as me, female. You will no' get away - and we like it.
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2b1016e
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I can draw you a diagram. Hint: I'm slot B, and you're tab A.
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sex
regin
innuendo
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Kresley Cole |
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1146bff
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Look, it's not you. It's , and my inability to dig dirty dudes.
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malkom
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Kresley Cole |
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2e711a7
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They desecrate Riora's sacred temple! She will be enraged." "Oh, gods, look at the marble. We are all beyond doomed." "Somebody put a plant in front of it!"
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humour
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Kresley Cole |
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632f227
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People think happiness will simply fall into their laps. You have to aspire to it. And sometimes you have to seize it when it's kicking and screaming.
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4a0869e
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Please put your penises away, gentlemen. Dinner is procured. By a woman.
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immortals-after-dark
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When his thumb hovered over the red button, she stared at him aghast. "You're truly going to ... torture me?" He cast her a puzzled look. "Why wouldn't I torture you?" Because you used to love me, used to cherish me. "I thought we had a moment yesterday? Didn't you like seeing me in lingerie?" In a monotone voice, he said, "Why did the charge throwers have no ill effect on you?" He's truly going to do it? Then fuck him. DEFCON. "Chase, I've..
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9c3166c
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I'm not interested in a life that doesn't have you in it.
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Mari began to suspect that this reflection was going to prove to be like that little computer paperclip assistant -- at first it helps, but after a while you just want the paperclip to die.
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48cefad
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Hey Lucia, Pay up, suckah, Emma got dental with some dude.
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This is what it's all been about with you," he said in an even tone. "All the fear, all the running. The nightmares." When she nodded, he said, "You called him the devil." "He is." "But you... married him?" "Basically? Yes." "Ceremony and everything?" She swallowed. "He tricked me into it. I-I was only sixteen." A muscle ticked in his cheek and his irises grew pale. "Then know this..." She stopped breathing. "Lass, I'm about to make you a..
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valkyrie
lykae
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2d1c153
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This is the first time I've really looked at my reflection in months." To the Lykae [Bowen], she said, "No wonder you love me. Could I be any cuter?"
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a506339
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She seemed to soften at that, but then she asked, "Has anything really changed?" "I've learned I need to consult you in matters, lest you decapitate me."
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iad
lothaire
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8be8612
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Aidan from the past: He took her hands in his bloodied, callused ones. "Accept me?" His eyes glowed, his lashes spiked from rain. Declan in the present: He gripped her nape. "I fuckin love you, Regin!" Rain spiked his lashes as he gazed down at her, commanding her, "Love me back!"
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regan-the-radiant
declan-chase
dreams-of-a-dark-warrior
lore
valkyrie
immortals-after-dark
kresley-cole
berserker
paranormal-romance
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a7ced8a
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Straightaway, she'd called to the guard, "Oh, boys?" She'd sauntered to the glass in only her black lace bra and panties. "I need some assistance," When they slowed, agog, she'd purred, "Can one of you help me find my orgasm?" --
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dreams-of-a-dark-warrior
lore
regin-the-radiant
valkyrie
immortals-after-dark
kresley-cole
berserker
paranormal-romance
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19d2fc0
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She, too, is one of Regin's friends. They're poker buddies, sisters of the Wii, and Mari is a vaunted member of the karaoke contingent. Regin has long acted as the witches' designated driver." "BFF?" Lachlain asked, brows drawn. "Sisters of the what?" Emma supplied, "Best friend forever and a video game." Lachlain muttered to Emma, "Your relatives are just no' right."
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32fba02
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Darwin says people like you need to die." (Carrow)"
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e59c4ee
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Lothaire is very much alive." "You swear?" "Often. Though not as much as foul-mouthed Regin. I try not to in front of Bertil." She petted the bat. "I meant--will Lothaire live?" "He will."
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paranormal-romance
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Kresley Cole |