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Outside, I muttered, 'Let us set you up?' I already cleaned you out of PowerBars, bitch
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Lookit Gollum, bust me out of here and I'll help you find your precious
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We fail; we learn. Unless we fail to learn.
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He believed dark feys didn't get a mate, but she mentally waved that away because men often believed stupid shit.
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You once told me I was so good at this game because it's all I'll ever have.' The sadness in his voice had drawn me up short. 'Your words were true, though I didn't wish them to be. Not then. Or now.' I'd heard Aric enraged, playful, fierce, in pain, and in lust. I'd never heard this soft sadness before.
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evie
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Is your blouse Azzedine Alaia?' 'No, you could say it's VERY authentic vintage.' Lachlain didn't care what it was; she'd never wear that damned unfinished shirt in public again.
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lachlain-macrieve
kresley-cole
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La Dorada skulked into view. She was half-mummified, but sodden. Gooey. Regin let out a low whistle. "The Mummy Returns meets Dingoes Ate My Face."
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When she'd gotten her period at thirteen, he'd given her a copy of The Care and Keeping of You. He'd been red-faced, gruffly saying, "Here. I'm sure you'll put all this together."
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He'd given her the mother of all hangovers - a run-in with the wrath of grapes.
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funny
kresley-cole
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It's a sweet setup, I'll admit. For all that the maids STILL show up each day with jumbo crucifixes, jumpy movements, and red eyes from crying over the short straw that drew them vampire duty.' Yesterday, she'd just stopped herself from raising her clenched hands above her head and chasing one of them around the room groaning, 'I vant to suck your blood.
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kresley-cole
vampire
vampires
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Chase:"I don't have the time or patience for games. Now, tell me, why do you ... glow?" Regin:"I touched a radioactive alien cock once."
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When Matthew merely stared at him, Jackson reached into the weapon box and pulled out a sheathed machete, handing it to the boy. Matthew laughed and dropped it.
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funny
poison-princess
matthew
evie
jackson
weapons
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Goody Two-shoes Evie Greene got herself pickled, for true. If I'd known you were such a juvenile delinquent, I might've asked for a new history " "Juvenile delinquent? Hmm. Aren't your initials J.D.? If the shoe fits..."
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clever
bantering
sparring
poison-princess
kresley-cole
evie
jackson
jack
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I groaned. "All the time. I thought I was going crazy." "Duude," he said in agreement. "And before the Flash, all kinds of freaky shit was happening to me. I started speaking this wierd Language. And stuff started transforming- but only in front of me. I saw my cat walking on the ceiling, saw lava coming out of a faucet. The worst? I was doing this girl, and suddenly she looked like my gym teacher!"
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He curled his finger under her chin as he rasped, "I'm goin' tae get it right this time, you know." "I believe that, Scot." She gazed up at him with all the love she felt. "That's why you're still the dark horse I'm betting on."
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Every second we're together, I get under your skin as deeply as you've scarred mine.
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thronos
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So El Dorado is no' a man." In a soft tone, Lucia said, "She's La Dorada, the Gilded Woman. History had it wrong. Really wrong." "Makes sense." "What do you mean?" "Say you were a conquistador, hunting for the Gilded One's gold, yet the native was clever enough to keep a tomb full of it hidden. A native--a woman native-- somehow outwits you?" He shook his head. "Back in the day, I met a few gold-hungry conquistadors, and let's put it this w..
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I don't know about you driving. What if your beast comes out? I don't think he's got a driver's permit." In a weird voice, she said, "He don't even have his license, Lisa." "Who's Lisa?" She blinked at him. "Weird Science? Never mind, crypt keeper. I'll shoot you a YouTube sometime, through this thing we youngsters like to call 'electronic mail."
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I can't let you go. I'll never do that. Not until I die.
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Insight: if a guy I had sex with ever carved a notch into his bedpost, I'd tell him to carve one into mine too--and then to go make me a fucking sammich.
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She resolved not to beat herself up because she was attracted to a deadly, vampiric maniac that she yearned to kill.
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Come, touch...but you'll pay a price.
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support me in this." She took her sister's face in her hands. "For me, Thronos is all the gold in the world. He's my next heartbeat."
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Age before beauty, Mr. MacRieve. If you think you can fit." "Only humans call me Mr. MacRieve." "I'm not a human. So would you like me to call you Bowen, or Bowe for short?" "Bowe is what my friends call me, so you doona." "No problem. I have a slew of other more fitting names for you. Most of them end in er." "You in the tunnel first." "Don't you think it'd be unbecoming for me to be on my hands and knees in front of you? Besides, you don'..
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Witch, he's not coming back," the demon Rydstrom told Mari. "Don't waste your time waiting for him." Cade asked Mari, "What did you do to the Lykae anyway?" She absently murmured, "I've killed him." Mari glanced away from the entrance when met with silence. "He won't regenerate from injuries," she explained. "Unless he returns to me to have it reversed, the hex will eventually destroy him." Tierney, who looked to be Tera's younger brother, ..
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Obviously, you don't know this, Empress, but you ride with the very one who you in the last game! He's played you false!" "Nope, I knew. He decapitated me. Blah."
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We have loyalty, fidelity, honor-- All three are overrated. The only chance you have to demonstrate any of them is to deny yourself something or someone you desire.
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I rose and turned to go. Over my shoulder, I said, "Go to hell, Aric." "Already here, wife."
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Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.' 'Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something?
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nix-the-ever-knowing
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Trying to draw Matthew into our conversation, I said, "Look, here's Matthew's." I pointed out his card; on it, a smiling young man with an oblivious expression walked a desolate land, carrying a rucksack and a single white rose. A yapping dog nipped at his heels. Matthew tilted his head at the likeness. "In a place where nothing grows, I carry a flower. The memory of you." I smiled at him. "That is so sweet." He frowned. "That literally hap..
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You think I should use magick like mine to open a tomb?" Mari asked in a scoffing tone. Mistress of bluffing, working it here. "That'd be like calling you in to lift a feather."
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You could've sent a message to a letter station at one of the portal gates." "What should I have written? Dear Harlot, rumor has it that you are very happy with your new life in Rothkalina with your beloved brother Omort. I hear that you have all the gold you could ever want, and I know how much you always enjoyed a good blood orgy. Well done, Melanthe! By the way, would you like to meet for a rational discussion about our future?" "Well. I..
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lanthe-thronos
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Nix: I'm actively involved in steering the lives of thousands of beings. Which directly affects hundreds of thousands, which indirectly affects millions, with a ripple effect reaching billions. If someone said, 'It ain't easy being Nixie,' I wouldn't cal him a liar.
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life
nix
nix-the-ever-knowing
soothsaying
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You promised to make me pay!' 'I intend to, Empress, but not in the way you're thinking.' His accented words were loaded with innuendo.
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evie
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Mel exhaled. "Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us."
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funny
reason
mel
melissa
poison-princess
kresley-cole
evie
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When Sabine parted her lips to argue, Lanthe said, "This baby bird's gotta fly, sis." "Great," Sabine drawled. "She's already speaking in avian metaphors."
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He clenched his jaw and forced himself to even his tone. "No' necessarily. It's just that you'll be doing it three or four times a day." "With a man of your advanced years?" "
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Lachlain said, "Before you go, I wanted to pass on some advice. Emma told me that to win your mate, you have to accept Regin. The two are thick as thieves. Always have been. Since they were children." "So calling Regin a glowing bluidy freak dinna help my cause? On top of the lie? Christ, I've bollixed this up."
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She could read the phone book and make it sound erotic.
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Doona worry, I'll take care of you." He grasped her hand in his. "You're going to be all right." Chloe's gaze drifted to Loa. "That a snake?" Loa said, "She keeps death away." Chloe blinked those big eyes up at him and whispered, "Wish that was the weirdest thing . . . I've heard tonight." --
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Voodoo Beer?" "In honor of Loa and Boa for chasing away death." "That was a big snake, wasn't it?""It was a seriously large snake. . . ."
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Jack stopped at the entrance, cupping my face. "Stick to me like a shadow, you." How many times had he told me that? "I regenerate. I need to go first!" Dafuq. "You're goan to stay behind me and step where I step. Same for you, coo-yon. This ain't up for discussion!"
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Lanthe whirled around and punched her sister in the tit. Regrettably, Sabine was wearing a metal breastplate.
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You're not leaving me behind. Or I'll do a spell to make you smell like ass. Forever.
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witches
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