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| 1eb51c8 | New Rule: Don't name your kid after a ballpark. Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their newborn son Wrigley. Wrigley Fields. A child is supposed to be an independent individual, not a means of touting your own personal hobbies. At least that's what I've always taught my kids, Panama Red and Jacuzzi. | names humor bad-decisions baseball chicago chicago-cubs naming sports-fans parenting parents children sports | Bill Maher | |
| 1eb22e4 | Nobody deserves to go to the World Series more than the Chicago Cubs. But they can't go because that would spoil their custom of never going. It is an irreconcilable paradox. | world-series chicago-cubs | Bill Bryson |