| Link | Quote | Stars | Tags | Author |
| 5be13e1 | I thought the two ugly ones, Marty and Laverne, were sisters, but they got very insulted when I asked them. You could tell neither one of them wanted to look like the other one, and you couldn't blame them, but it was very amusing anyway. | insulted ugly | J.D. Salinger | |
| b056571 | My thoughts were interrupted when I heard someone got slapped. By the sound alone, one could tell that it was a hard one. I figured whoever got slapped had to be close by, so I spun around in search of this person who had just gotten the daylights slapped out of them, only to discover that the person was me. | thoughts in-shock insulted interrupted mistaking slapped disbelief surprised fight | Drexel Deal |