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| 76d013c | "Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. "Quick, tell me." "Say 'please.'" "Don't mess with me, Peeves, now where did they go?" "Shan't say nothing if you don't say please," said Peeves in his annoying singsong voice. "All right- PLEASE." "NOTHING! Ha haaa! Told you I wouldn't say nothing if you didn't say please! Ha ha! Haaaaaa!" And they heard the sound of Peeves whooshing away and Filch cursing in rage." | harry-potter funny humor please peeves | J.K. Rowling | |
| 2d12b19 | The only thing they had in common was Calypso, and every time Leo thought about that he wanted to punch Percy in the face. | please | Rick Riordan | |
| ea781e0 | "That's depressing, when somebody says "please" to you." | says somebody please you to | J.D. Salinger |